The first version is my ‘Ideal Mother’s Day’ scenario. I wake up after sleeping as long as I want and find that my husband has fixed an amazing breakfast (he makes fantastic French toast). He has also fed, bathed and dressed all three of our children. I then sit down to eat my French toast and put as much powdered sugar on top as I want. Because I can. We then go to church, out to lunch and basically waste the entire day. I nap if I want to. During this entire day I will not change one single diaper, take one little person to the bathroom, wash one single dish, or cook one single food item. I will also not be responsible for managing nap times, whining children or any spills or messes. I will eat chocolate, cream cheese, peanut butter, and whatever else I want. And then I will go to bed whenever I decide it’s time. I may run through a meadow at some point if I want to exert that much energy.
Beautiful, isn’t it?
My second scenario is the ‘Ideal 2.0 Mother’s Day’ scenario.
It includes all of the above, with the addition of a back rub and foot massage.
It would also include a number of gifts including, but not limited to:
This rug from Urban Outfitters
This rug from Urban Outfitters
This painting by Kathryn Trotter
This print from Etsy
A new iPhone case that’s purdy. Like this one
This necklace from Etsy
Actually, just a sizable gift card I could use on Etsy would
be great
And then, there’s the third scenario. This is the ‘What Will
Probably Actually Happen’ scenario. I will wake up at about 6:30 (which is
roughly when Judah
has been waking up lately) and stumble out to the kitchen to try to find
something moderately healthy to feed my children. Landon will probably be out
of town on a trip, so my day will be shockingly similar to any other day except
that this day, I will feel much more
cheated than I do on any given day. But at the end of the day, I will put my
little munchkins to bed. I will kiss them goodnight and after eating an
eNORmous Snickers Blizzard…I will get down on my knees and thank God that he
saw fit to trust me with these three little human beings. These three little
ankle-biters, little crazy people, little miracles. Because I certainly don’t
deserve them. But amazingly enough, they’re here with me. And I wouldn't want it any other way.
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