It continues to amaze me how blunt and brutal kids are. All the
things that are censored in our adult minds just fall out of their mouths like
broccoli rejects. After Eden
asked me not to hug her last night because my armpits smelled bad (just keeping
it real!), I put together a list of some of my favorite/most embarrassing kid
broccoli-vomit moments.
Another Target visit when Eden spotted a cashier with a nose ring that
looked remarkably like a booger: “Mommy, that lady has a big pink booger on her
nose!” Yes, the lady heard her. I would think that someone with a
booger-looking nose ring would have more of a sense of humor. : )
Adaleine a few weeks after I had Judah : “Mommy, do you have another
baby in your tummy? I thought your tummy was big because of Judah !” Yes, I
heard her. I may or may not have cried. I blame the hormones.
Adaleine to me as the girls and I are dancing to Shake Your
Bon Bon: “Mommy, your bottom shakes a LOT more
than mine!” I don’t think I can say anything to redeem myself here, so I’m just
going to move on.
Adaleine trying to describe who she had the most fun with at
a picnic: “She had a pretty green shirt on and lots of nipples.” To clarify—she
meant to say pimples. And by pimples, she meant freckles. It took us a couple
minutes to figure that one out.
So the next time you see someone and all you can think is “Oh
my gosh! That nose ring looks like a big pink booger!” you can rest assured
that you are absolutely not the first
person to think that. : )
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